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Chocolate! Emmm….chocolate. Yes..we all love chocolate. Who doesn’t rite? Well…as much as we want to believe that…there’s always an opposite opinion on all matters. I once talked to a stranger…and she actually hated chocolate! (i can’t remember why we end up talking bout chocolate anyhow :P) Now…that’s a surprise. I thought girls and chocolate are inseparable…wait…that’s shoes…sorry…my bad :P  So..i asked her why she hates chocolate that much. The answer was, as expected…" You know…chocolate goes straight to your ass…if it gets there…it stays there. I don’t wanna ruin my beau cul. " Hmmm…wut a cliché…and i’m sure i have heard that sumwhere before. And the funny thing is…she was choking on a can of Coke while talking to me. So much for the beautiful ass eyy? Anyway… she has the right to think the way she was…it’s just that why worry bout things that  should be our gateway to indulgence…and yes it’s not a sin! Hehehehe. Some people just believe that somethin that is too good may not be a good thing at all. Yeaa…that can be applied in some circumstances but not in this case…i guess :)  There are myths bout chocolate that has been surrounding us since like forever. They say chocolate causes tooth decay…ekkk! wrong! (it only happens to ppl who don’t brush their teeth ;P) Chocolate gives u cholesterol….ekkk! wrong again! Chocolate contains high fat and will lead to weight gain…ekkkk! myths! Chocolate is high in caffein….ekkk! wrong! wrong! wrong!

Actually…chocolates can do us more good than harm….especially for gals (well…not if u shovel it down ur throat every single day :P) Apparently…chocolate can be a good remedy for mood swings…so gals…everytime u feelin moody or having a PMS…go and get urself a nice bar of chocolate…light up the candles and enjoy it while having a good time alone. Hahahaha….what an imagination i have here eyy? So…i guess it’s true…all this while…we only fear the things that we don’t know

Above all these…we should know that in everything we do…modesty is the best policy. Now…don’t go and eat chocolate everyday…and put the blame on me when u gain ur weight Moderation peeps…moderation

"If love were liquid it would drown me in a placeless place refine me, in a heart shape come around me and then melt me slowly down.If love were human it would know me in a lost space come and show me, hold me and control me and then melt me slowly down, like chocolate…"

                                                - Kylie Minogue -

The maestro has join the titans! Yeah…Mr Ballack has ‘blue’ed himself on free transfer from Bayern Munich. Well…wut can i say…the virtual dream partnership between Frank and Michael is finally becoming reality. Apparently Ballack will top the highest paid footballer’s list …with a paycheck of £130000 per week. Damn! wut’s he gonna do with that money? Build a shelter for pandas? Don’t think so! Or maybe he’s gonna do it…well…need not to think bout that…it’s none of my business. :P  With the arrival of Ballack in the team…there must be some departure to compensate. Rumour has it that Crespo, Gallas, Del Horno and Wright Phillips are packing up and gettin ready to leave. I guess it’s a right thing to do. Such good players should not be sidelined. But then again it’s their choice!

Next signing should be interestin…would it be Shevchencko or Tevez? Both are fairly even as a great player. How bout havin both? Hehehe. Nah…don’t be greedy. Either one would be enuf. If i have to choose…i would pick Shevchencko! Now back to Ballack. Will he be worth the pay? Hmm…we’ll see if those £130000 legs would perform as it should be…and i really hope that Chelsea wont end up like Real Madrid…dark and gloomy despite all the stars. I guess it’s true…stars are there for a reason…if we move them, they might not be shining as bright as they used to be La la la la la la…..

The English side has named their full squad for the World Cup. Nothing much of a suprise except for the inclusion of one particular player….well…Theo Walcott it is. I have to say that Sven has been a lil bit vague on his plans. Yeah…maybe the kid, Theo has great things to offer…but none of us have seen the boy playin rite? (and yeah… neither Sven Gorran Ericsson) Even Arsene Wenger has never included him in the Gunners’ squad. Hmm…in rational…none of the above has a solid fact to back up the selection. There are more experienced players that can be included instead…like Jermain Defoe, Darren Bent, Andrew Johnson, Carlton Cole or even Robbie Fowler. Well..i think the kid needs more exposure… and moreover…he has more years to come for him to play in the world cup (unless if he gets seriously injured during the world cup and have to consider for a premature-career retirement…wut a beautiful imagination…hehehe)  The football world nowadays is more competitive…just skills and strength won’t be enuf…u need to have the good ‘brain’…and of course u can only get the good ‘brain’ through experience. Playin with the big boys will not be the same as playin with your teenage friends Theo!

It’s not so much of the selection that intrigued me really. It’s the main plan. England has always been a big talker when it comes to the world cup. From what i’ve seen…this time…the English wants to win the world cup so bad…with the boost from their domestic league and of course Arsenal as a contender for the european champion (I hope Gunners will win this one! Barca can go to hell! Wek!) But so far…according to Sven’s plan…i don’t see how England can win the world cup…with 2 injured and 1 unexperienced strikers in the squad…that leaves Peter Crouch alone in the scoring department…and i don’t see him as a real threat at all

Hmm…again bout Theo…if we look it form a different perspective…it could be a major boost for the English football. If not in the instance future…maybe in the years to come. Who know that in the years ahead…we might look back at this very time and say ‘ It’s a good thing that Sven had includes Theo Walcott in the 2006 World Cup team because the boy has been great ever since’. Now…let see if Theo Walcott can do it…let see if he can bring the game to another level…let see if he can take us out of the Wayne’s World coz i’m already bored with it…big time! :)  And oh yeah…to all the England’s fans out there…u can officially stop dreaming about the World Cup victory now…hehehe…jgn marah!

Girls and shoes…sounds familiar? Well…i’ve been tryin to figure this out for so long. What’s with girls and shoes? Hehehe. I would say that an average girl would at least have 5 pairs of footwear….one for work…one for casual outing…one for formal occasion…one for sports (well…depends on how many kind of sports she’s playin…if more than one…that means more shoes :P)…and last but not least…a pair of nice slippers or sandals. Apparently…5 pairs are not good enough It’s enough…but not good enough. If u only have 5 pairs…u’re on the verge of not having enough And the world peace could be in jeopardy! Hehehehe.

It’s not a girl’s fault to have the urge to buy more shoes…it’s just that sometimes…due to circumstances…she has to buy another one. The reasons vary from each different aspects. For instance…a girl goes out for shoppin and comes across a girl who’s wearing the exact same shoes. Ouch! Now that’s a reason to buy another pair…and of course the old pair will be kept in the shoe rack for at least a year before it can be wear again…or…who knows… might be staying there forever :P  Another reason would be…mixing and matching. Let say if a girl just bought a new pair of jeans…then comes the thought…"Ouh no…i don’t have a pair of shoes that goes with my new jeans!"  There u go :)  The blue jeans will go with a nice pair of blue shoes. Hehehe. Well…i have to admit…it does look nice. I guess it’s not a bad thing after all. Women just like to look nice…for their own satisfaction or for others

Hmm…i think i’m getting the idea now. So…it’s true…girls and shoes are inseparable. I guess the best and most logical explaination would be this…a girl needs a good footwear to walk in…and she needs to walk to do shoppin…and buying shoes is shoppin. In other words…a girl needs a nice pair of shoes to buy another nice pair of shoes…and it shall continue as long as it needs to

So…the equation would be….

Girl + Shoes = More Shoes!

See…i got it already Hahaha

Many Thanks to Cik J for the inspiration